As demonstrated in numerous other videos, there are quite a few words which the infamous Microsoft Sam text-to-speech synthesizer cannot pronounce correctly. So how does Creative Labs' speech synthesis from a decade earlier compare? I pulled out an old 486 PC with an original Sound Blaster Pro card to give a demonstration of the included Dr. Sbaitso "talking psychiatrist" program. He's a lot of fun to chat with -- just don't curse too much, or he'll give you a parity error!